HOLIDAY STOCKINGS
Modernbeast Green Christmas Stocking comes with naughty doggy coal, a snowman beastball, a holiday blue plaid zenbone filled with lavender, and a puppy carrot filled with a squeaker.
HOLIDAY STOCKINGS
Modernbeast Red Christmas Stocking comes with naughty doggy coal, a snowman beastball, a holiday red plaid zenbone filled with lavender, and a puppy carrot filled with a squeaker.

HOLIDAY STOCKINGS
$ 59.00

Color: Green
Obviously there are new CDC (Claus Disease Control) safety protocols in place at the North Pole - masks (available in elf, medium, large) social distancing (6’ for Santa, 3' for elves), hand washing AND only priority gifts are allowed into the sleigh this year.  And by “priority” the CDC rules state, "toys for children” - the non-furry kind.  

Well, we refused to let safety rules ruin the holidays for millions of beasts all over the world!  So, working with our elf pals in the North Pole Beast Division, we came up with a perfectly sneaky solution.  Our little friends will be hiding ALL of the toys your beast’s heart could ever desire into a HOLIDAY STOCKING and slipping them right into the sleigh!  The big man will never know!  Feels pretty good to be just a bit bad. 
Our Elf pals will secretly fill each beautiful stocking with our:
  • PUPPY CARROT (squeaker, not meant for reindeer)
  • NAUGHTY DOGGY COAL (it’s a joke, all dogs are good, squeaker)
  • ZEN BONE (organic lavender to help relax a beast for those long winter naps)
  • SNOWMAN BEASTBALL (100% felted wool, for indoor fetch with grandma)